Auchtung Surfriders ,
Much to the shock and dismay of longboarding fans worldwide , Drake Courie has quit longboarding , grabbed an SUP and started sweeping . Drake threw down his trusty Bing Levatator and evolved from a crawler to a stander overnight . Drake told Larry King be felt bad about his global domination of the logging world , and after suffering a critical birthday yesterday he thought it was time to be a man and learn to stand . As evidenced by these photo's the graying Courie was shown no respect as he was dropped in on by chicks and run over by his friends . After the session Drake went home changed his Depends and met the rest of the Geezers at K & W { kanes and wheelchairs} Cafeteria for some warm milk and bananas , and to bitch about shortboarders and speed bumps . The dark side is very happy to have this stylish soulglider, just keep your hands off my paddle ! Happy Belated Birthday Drake , and Congrats on all your recent Success . And how about Jeremy " Let's Just Try the Tip Time " Robinson getting on with the program this morning . Lots of stylish Toes on the Nose from Papa J , who always seemed to be in the right place at the right time this morning . Fun waves , and good friends add up for a great time ! Go Surf and Enjoy your Fellow Surfers Smiles , Zog