Shit Your Britches Kinda News!

CB News Special Report:
In breaking news coming out of Europe , sources reveal that the Tattooed Master of Disaster , Zog will be designing and shaping a new board. As witnessed by this reporters gut twisting reaction , this will surely set the surf world back decades . Experts believe this board will be obsolete before it is even conceived. No CAD, CNC , or little yellow slaves will be involved, as this bastard of a board will be created in Zog's recycled shaping room , with his janky homemade tools . Zog could not be reached for comment as he is to busy surfing and wandering the boardwalk for inspiration. Grab your Depends , and stay tuned for updates.